Invalids and Nurses
The world is divided into two classes—invalids and nurses. — James Abbott McNeill Whistler My troublesome, months-long recovery from a broken ankle would be much more vexing were it not for my wife’s ministrations. If I’m able to paint and write while being laid up, it’s all her doing. I’m an invalid. The Cobbler. James Whistler. 1855. That means I’m deadweight. Useless, demanding, disheveled, lethargic, timorous, sullen, burdensome and routinely irritable. In short, a charmer. While I loll on the sofa most of the day, my wife cooks and cleans and counts out my pills. When I set up in my studio to work, she fetches the canvases, paints, brushes, knives, solvents and paper towels; adjusts all the furniture and electronics; brings me my coffee; and later helps with the cleanup. The British painter Walter Sickert once described his teacher James Whistler as a nurse —a description a careless writer transmogrified into an apocryphal Whistler saying . As Sickert des...